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Kiddo (to Laurel):	"Can you queef?"
Laurel:	"Well, yeah, but not on purpose."
Kiddo:	"Wait. What do you mean?"
Laurel:	"What do you think a queef is?"
Kiddo:	"It's a headstand, right?"
Laurel:	"Uh... nope."
Kiddo:	"Oh, man... I've been saying that to random people..."