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I’m displeased with the results of this morning’s weigh-in. I went north instead of south by 1/2 lb.
Kiddo asked how I did; I told her.
A short while later we readied to leave. I reminded her that I’m picking her up from school today.
She replied by calling me “Jabba the Hut.” (Her innocent follow-up: “He has a green shirt on, and
Jabba wears a green shirt.” Not much of a save.)
My wife's bedside manner could use some work, too — she jumped in and said, “You’re not obese,
you know. You’re clinically obese.”
Screw you guys!
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