My little girl is growing up.
She confided to mommy the other day that one of her breasts seems larger than the other.
Totally normal.
THEN she told her about the other thing: her.... eh... *sigh*
her potty otter.
Her forest of smelly branches.
Her vagina sweater.
Jeebus, the room is spinning.
Laurel offered details of the developments.
Oh, dad's not doing well.
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